#rarepair ask game

[tex-now]

For rarepair requests, akiemu? /nf

YAYAA I LOVE AKIEMU

can I say it. I'm gonna say it. Akiemu QPR real

Honestly Akito isn't even aware of the fact that they're in a relationship he just has a sleepover with NeneToya (romantic or not is up to you) and ena, being friends with Emu, noticing the way Akito and Emu are holding hands, corners him and asks "hey are you and Emu dating?" Akito goes to say no but realizes that. Oh God. Maybe they are. And has a crisis while cuddling with emu that night

Akito starts acting weird about Emu who notices it immediately and after like a week they end up having a talk about their boundaries (which are just keep everything the same and if you want to do something new ask first) and bam!! They're kinda-sorta dating

Akito likes hugging Emu from behind and resting his chin on emu's head cause of her height

Emu once brought a super long scarf so that she and Akito could share it. It takes a while but Akito eventually relents and they wear it together

Akito noticed that Emu likes handmade accessories (she makes them as a hobby) so he made her a simple bracelet. She of course bowled him over and covers his face with kisses as a result

Akito and Emu don't like. Kiss a lot, and when they do it's on the cheek or forehead. Except for the rare occasion where Emu gives Akito a lil peck on the lips and he cant function properly for the rest of the day

They cuddle like a LOT. Akito is always leaning on emu or emu's clinging to akito's arm or they're clinging to one another while they sleep

As a side-effect of being with emu, Akito has to deal with Rui and Tsukasa a lot more, but the part he really despises is that he actually ends up being friends with them and not hating their very presence (haha. akiemu ruikasa Nenetoya triple dates. Do you see my vision)

Save me akiemu

[joltning]

LETS GO GAMBLING.!!!!!!

comment or rb with your pairs and I will draw them all!!! (add ur fcs if you don’t want my designs. feel free to ask for scenarios too)

then, I’ll put them all in a wheel and (slightly) better render 2 of them. the wheel always comes back

good luck ! (to you and to me)

[chrisrin]

JADESOL MOIRAILS!

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Ship bingo let’s go

[leonardalphachurch]

As a companion to the WHEEL OF RAREPAIRS for @rvbrarepairweekdos, we have also made the wheel of:

MAKE YOUR OWN RAREPAIR

A wheel of all the characters on their own, so you can spin it twice and have a completely random couple!

There are actually two wheels of characters:

The first one, linked in the image, is a list of characters with at least some plot relevance. In order to be on here they had to have a name and show up on screen more than once.

The second one is a list of ALL characters, regardless of importance. (taken from the RvB wiki's characters pages)

Feel free to reblog and ask your followers to send WHEEL into your inbox to and try to write something about whatever pairing you get!

[littencloud9]

MORE gay people for you

lemon futon + "focus on me."

kunibram + "..perhaps this is unneccessary"

kunichuu + "don't surprise me like that!"

fyoran + "should i have expected anything else?"

so many gays,, also im scared of writing fyodor AND ranpo but i hope i did them alright o7

lemon futon + focus on me

"It's easy," Katai says, gesturing to the half-folded paper star in front of him. "Just focus on me." Without missing a beat, Kajii replies, "That won't be too hard." Katai glares through the frames of his glasses, but he can't force down the embarrassed chuckle that leaves him. He continues folding the paper star, puffing it up and putting it in Kajii's hands when he's done. Kajii lifts it up to the light, squinting at it, like he cannot believe such a contraption is possible. "Astounding," Kajii says. "You're amazing!" Katai flushes. "It's just a hobby... Kunikida and I used to fold lots." "Really?" "Uh-huh. Jars of them, sometimes." "Can I try?" Katai blinks. Kajii's sudden enthusiasm is taking him by surprise. "Y-yeah, sure." Katai reaches for the stack of paper strips at the side, tearing one out and passing it over. When their fingers brush, his heart stutters while Kajii actually beams. He has no clue how he got here, but this crush is getting severely out of hand.

kunibram + ...perhaps this is unnecessary

Bram can feel his control slipping. How preposterous. He is Bram Stoker, the Lord of the Undead, a terrifying calamity, the very definition of evil. He should not be losing it over— His fingers twitch as Kunikida removes another button, exposing more of his pale skin, specifically his neck. Bram can hear the blood rushing through his veins, the sweet, inviting scent flooding his nose. Before he knows it, he's reaching out, a hand pushing at Kunikida's forehead and forcing it up. Kunikida goes like a doll on a string, so unlike his usual stubborn front. As Bram leans in, nose nudging along Kunikida's neck and feeling him shiver, he stops. He's going dizzy from desire, but he still has a sense of guilt and dignity, and he doesn't want to turn into a mindless, hungry beast in front of the only human who trusts him so deeply. "...Perhaps this is unnecessary," he chokes out. His fangs press onto Kunikida's skin, right where his pulse thumps the hardest. "It is not a must for me to feed. If I were to—" "I'll stop you if I have to," Kunikida whispers. His voice is hoarse. "Do it already." So demanding despite the compromising position he's in. Bram brings another hand up, grasping onto Kunikida's collar and tugging on it, the fabric crinkling between his fingers. "If you insist, my queen." Before Kunikida can bristle at the nickname, Bram bites, and a heady sensation begins to flood his brain.

kunichuu + don't surprise me like that!

Kunikida freezes in his tracks when Chuuya appears from the ceiling, hanging upside down the door frame with a grin. His hair stays perfectly done due to his ability and he waves, eyes filled with mischief. "Chuuya," Kunikida admonishes, "don't surprise me like that!" "But you're cute when you're startled," Chuuya shoots back. His grin widens when Kunikida gives them a cross glare. "Welcome home, by the way." "Terrible welcome," Kunikida claims, side-stepping him and ducking into the house. He hears Chuuya come down, feet landing on the floor with a soft thump before hurrying after him. "Aw, c'mon. Do you want a different one? I can make it up to you." "And you're a terrible flirt," Kunikida huffs, refusing to give in despite the smile on his face. Chuuya grabs his arm, spinning him around. He hooks his hands around his neck, pulling him down with a smirk. "Are you sure? I don't hear you complaining when I do this." And then Chuuya goes on his tiptoes and brings their lips together, and Kunikida drops his bag down to pull him closer. "You're not forgiven," he mutters between kisses, even though he's actively melting. "Right," Chuuya agrees, grinning against his lips.

fyoran + should i have expected anything else?

"Fyodor-kun!" Ranpo shouts with glee, dashing up to him. "There you are. I found you!" Fyodor raises an eyebrow. He wasn't aware they were playing a game of hide-and-seek, although he did keep his location a secret when he sent that letter to Ranpo, asking him to meet. "You deciphered my letter?" he asks, turning his chair to face Ranpo, who nods with his hands on his hips. "Of course. Should I have expected anything else?" "Obviously not." Ranpo's bright smile melts off into something darker as his eyes open. His stare has always fascinated Fyodor. No other regular human being could have such a piercing look, as if they know all the secrets to the universe. Ranpo is the only exception. "Well?" Ranpo asks. "What was it you wanted me for?" An unnecessary question. They both know it. Fyodor doesn't reach out, never one to intiate first, even if this was his idea. He lets Ranpo come to him, lets him make the first indication of want. Like a moth to a flame. "I think you know, Ranpo-kun." Ranpo grins. "Of course."

[lily-alphonse]

Rarepair Challenge✨

Send me an ask of any wild Stardew ship pairing (base game) and I will make a convincing argument for how it would work / how I would write them. Even non-marriageable candidates are fine I want crazy pairings fr. I just love thinking about this shit and I love a challenge give it to meeee (pls only send 1 pair per ask, multiple asks are fine!)

If one gets popular enough I will consider writing it perhaps ;)

ANSWERS MASTERLIST:

Alex x Elliott

Alex x Haley

Alex x Leah

Alex x Penny

Alex x Sam

Alex x Sebastian

Alex x Shane

Abigail x Emily

Abigail x Haley

Abigail x Maru

Birdie x Willy

Caroline x M. Rasmodius

Clint x Sandy

Elliott x Emily

Elliott x Gus

Elliott x Harvey

Elliott x Penny

Elliott x Sam

Elliott x Sandy

Elliott x Sebastian

Elliott x Shane

Elliott x Willy

Emily x Leah

Emily x Penny

Emily x Sandy

Emily x Shane

Gunther x Willy

Gus x Linus

Gus x Marnie

Gus x Willy

Haley x Harvey

Haley x Leah

Haley x Maru

Haley x Penny

Haley x Robin

Haley x Sam

Haley x Sandy

Haley x Sebastian

Haley x Shane

Harvey x Shane

Leah x Sandy

Leah x Shane

Linus x Rasmodius

Marlon x Marnie

Marlon x Rasmodius

Maru x Sam

Morris x Pierre

Morris x Shane

Penny x Sam

Penny x Sandy

Penny x Shane

Rasmodius x Mr. Qi

Sam x Shane

Sandy x Shane

Sebastian x Shane

Shane x Mr. Qi

I have A LOT in my inbox rn, I will get to your ask as soon as possible lol If you are a writer yourself feel free to use these ideas with credit

[dysfunctionalcreature]

all I want is a jeandrew sickfic where Andrew tenderly, patiently, gently takes care of a sick Jean (who's probably a little delirious and scared because he wasn't ever allowed sickdays at the Nest), is that too much to ask for???

[toadlilyaus]

Incredibly self-indulgent quick sketch of the ot3 rare pair (trio?) that is Jean/ Neil/ Andrew; cause I feel like y'all ain't seeing the vision lol

If it ends up winning the poll maybe I'll get around to cleaning this up a bit and adding color and such, but for now this is all we get 😘🦊🦊🐦‍⬛🔑

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

stumpy i like receiving damage from your writing so i will submit "things you said when the world was ending"

“Captain Lasky to all hands! Battle stations! This is not a drill!”

Alarms blare and emergency lights flash. The room is doused in red and the sirens wail like banshees. He drops his datapad and looks at the ceiling in horror before his coworkers' cries snap his attention back into focus. Something terrible was happening and there was no time to stand around and wait for the news to reach them.

Voices yelling in the hallways turn to screams and he ducks down behind the desk with his teammates. Clanking metal, flaring like flames walks into the room before exploding into a burst of cinders as gunfire erupts behind it. Yells echo again, this time orders to move.

This was supposed to be a safe contract. The Infinity had an army onboard! and Spartans!

But now things out of his nightmares were teleporting onto the ship! At least the aliens boarded via the hangars, but this new hell had Esparza scared out of his mind. He followed a handful of others being hustled from the crew quarters towards any place with armed comrades. They were sitting ducks otherwise.

Marines corral the unarmed crew members to whatever passed for safety as their flying fortress is boarded by machines that can ghost past their defenses. Esparza follows them to parts of the ship he's never seen before. He usually stayed in engineering and his brain is in overdrive as adrenaline floods his system.

His eyes see nothing and everything, fixating on the way the doors are too big and the way his brain cannot remember which hallway they took to get here. Blurred vision and detailed memories mix in his mind as his heart beats rabbit-quick.

They're hustled quickly into some kind of communications room. A holotable sits with it's display updating in real time as ships approach the Infinity. The marines nod to a Spartan and then turn back to the hallway, already moving towards their next objective.

A Spartan. A real Spartan, kitted out in the legendary armor, is in the room with them. He can't help the nervous exhale as his nerves calm and his shoulders drop a fraction of a millimeter from around his shoulders.

The Spartan is focused, eyes glued to the multiple screens at his station. He offered them a nod as the contractors had been shepherded in and dropped off like lost sheep.

Esparza watches him in lieu of watching the door or straining his ears to hear the not-so-distant sounds of battle.

“Roland, sitrep on our invaders.” The Spartan asks.

“Prometheans appearing all over the ship. No means to stop them at the moment.”

The Spartan takes the info in stride and shifts to the teams under his command. He radios pilots and Spartan Fireteams and reacts faster to this mess than Esparza can even respond. Things might be okay, his brain traitorously thinks too early.

God or Roland must hear him because then a warning comes across the live feed. “Spartan Miller, you’ve got Prometheans near Ops command!”

Esparza's heart stutters and someone next to him grabs at him. There's a flutter of nervous gasps as their Spartan, Spartan Miller simply nods and keeps working.

“Acknowledged, Roland. I’ve got my sidearm in hand.” He does. It looks like a toy in his hand.

Esparza wants to laugh. It's such a funny gun for a Spartan to have. He's seen the super soldiers from a distance. Larger than life, looking like automatons. He's seen more marines and helljumpers up close, and they had rifles that could take down the killer robots faster than the sidearm could.

Spartan Miller turns to the civilians huddled in the corner and walks towards them. His brow unfurrows and his face softens enough to look almost sheepish as he gestures for them to move to the other side of the holotable and further away from the door.

Esparza studies him. Miller is younger than he thought. Seeing him this close, without a helmet, reminds him of people he's lost, of what he's seen. The manic fear sours into a deeper grief and near-acceptance about what's coming.

Their eyes meet and Miller's face hardens again, back to business, but he watches Esparza.

Something explodes onscreen behind him and the civilians flinch. Miller looks over his shoulder and smiles. "That's Crimson for you, they're on their way home to help us clean up this mess."

Esparza feels his face shift into something incredulous as helmet cams show a battle that looks more like a light-show than what he's seen. Miller catches him and the smile broadens. "They're some of our best." He gets serious again and holds up the sidearm Esparza was judging earlier. "This is the M6H, it takes a few rounds to get through Promethean shielding, but after that they pop easy. Anything tries to come through that door isn't getting further than me."

Esparza finds himself nodding. He joins his fellows and braces for whatever comes next.

“Murphy?” Miller touches the comm device in his ear and nods back at Esparza. Whatever intel he gets must be good, or maybe he's being brave because he smiles at him again. It seems real enough that Esparza's stomach stops doing flips.

The Spartans are here. Maybe things would be okay.

[diangelodork]

For the Dead Boys Detectives Agency Ask Game:

What is a rarepair that you like?

AAAA i don’t really like any rarepairs im sorry chat!! im a hardcore main shipper and its a PROBLEM. idk if these count as rarepairs, but i like the idea of the cat king and esther being exes, the night nurse and kashi, AND the night nurse and jenny. i dont think any of these are considered particularly rare though 😭

[tex-now]

mafukasa please!! I think they’re so funny

Heyyy how you doin. Was supposed to do yours yesterday but Shit Happened so I couldn't. Sorry ;-;

Mafukasa my fucking babies.

So I need to set the stage here. I think their relationship would start developing AFTER mafuyu makes some progress with her recovery (like after living with kanade for a WHILE) because let's face it mafuyu wouldn't be into him where she is right now (nor would she be ready for a relationship cause mental health)

ANYWAY

they meet through mizuki because tsukasa needs help practicing his English and rui can't know because it's supposed to be a surprise for the troupe so mizuki sends mafuyu to him

Eventually English lessons turn into study sessions which turn into kissing sessions yk (make out was too suggestive so I used kissing cause that's all they're doing)

Mafuyu pined so fucking hard for tsukasa for so long and had literally no idea because she's emotionally constipated and didn't realize her feelings were romantic so she when she started having feelings for tsukasa she thought she was dying

Tsukasa... Poor tsukasa sjajjaa

He is so fucking gay for mafuyu and he has to deal with being in the most yuri-esque scenarios ever while trying desperately not to die from the sheer embarrassment

Mafuyu never shuts up about tsukasa and everyone is tired of their shit by the time she actually manages to get with him

They get finally together because mafuyu was asked (forced) to make a fucking move already so she just straight up kabedons him anime-style and kisses him (with permission beforehand).

I think mafuyu is absolutely horrendous with romance so she tries to flirt and fails miserably (tsukasa is stupid as fuck so he's into it)

Tsukasa can be a little overwhelmed by how forward mafuyu is (hypocrite) and since mafuyu can be kinda stupid she doesn't understand that saying things like "I want to kiss you" and "i am in love with you" are REALLY intense things to say after dating for a week

As soon as they start dating mafuyu (in mafuyu style) cranks up the affection to 100%. Tsukasa cannot emotionally handle it so mafuyu has to slow down a bit (tsukasa really likes it hes just overwhelmed)

Tsukasa comes over to kanade's a lot (normally with honami. Gasp. Honakana mafukasa double date anyone) to help with the house and help with taking care of mafuyu (and kanade by extension). Make sure she's eating and going outside and all that

The first time mafuyu can taste stuff again it's with only niigo but she reports it to tsukasa who bursts into tears

Mafuyu likes it when tsukasa does her hair because he's always so soft and gentle (hc: mafumom was really rough with mafuyu's hair so she normally hates it when people touch her hair. Niigo and tsukasa are the only exceptions)

Mafuyu can and has picked tsukasa up. This is canon because I said so.

Tsukasa sometimes (gently) scolds mafuyu for things and after he's done mafuyu kisses him and he forgets everything he's talking about in favor of kissing her

tsukasa loves receiving physical touch and loves giving words of affirmation. Mafuyu loves giving physical touch and loves receiving words of affirmation. Do you see where I'm going with this

Mafuyu got her egg cracked by tsukasa (tsukasa called them handsome and that was the end of cis mafuyu)

This is so gonna become a fic

[deadheaddaisy]

I wish you’d write a fic where Janelle tells Mike she thought he was a jackass when they first met

Thanks for the ask! I hope this is what you had in mind. 😏

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"Truth or dare?"

"Are we really doing this now?" Janelle sighed, rolling her eyes.

"Yes! Don't be a spoilsport - choose!" Esk responded, winking at Anna from where they sprawled on the floor under the viewing port in the forward observation lounge. 

Janelle narrowed her eyes as she intercepted Anna's answering smirk, and deliberately twitched her right foot where Anna could see it. The smirk was immediately replaced with a look of unease as Anna rubbed her ankle in unconscious memory of that foot connecting with her ankle. This time it was Janelle's turn to smirk. 

Rostov's arm tightened around her shoulders and she looked up at him and smiled, squeezing his hand in response, before returning her attention to Esk. "Fine. I don't trust your dares, so - truth."

"How long did it take for you to decide that Rostov wasn't quite the jackass you'd pegged him as from the start?" Esk contrived to look innocent as they dumped the loaded question in Janelle's lap and left her to deal with the consequences.

"Hey! What the hell, Esk?"

"You thought I was a jackass?" Rostov queried, and for a moment she glared at Esk before registering the amusement in his voice. 

Glancing up into those soft brown eyes, Janelle couldn't help smiling. "I did, yes," she acknowledged. "You're big, and you take up a lot of room, and every time I tried to get anywhere, it felt like you were in front of me, or where I needed to be. So I had to keep finding ways to get around you or move fast enough to get in front of you before my path was blocked. And for a while there, it felt like you were doing it deliberately, so - jackass." 

Rostov chuckled. "Well, I'm glad your opinion about me changed," he teased. 

"That, or I learned to appreciate the view when I was stuck behind you. I'll never tell which," she said, waggling her eyebrows significantly. As the others burst out laughing, she took the opportunity to throw her cushion unerringly right between Esk's eyes. 

"HEY!"

"How'd you get so accurate with a pillow, Janelle?" Hoshi snickered.

Janelle shrugged nonchalantly. "I'm an engineer; physics is what I do."

[seriousbrat]

3,c for the fic asks!

Yay thank you for the ask!!

3: Which of your fics is criminally underrated? C: What do you think makes it deserving of love?

I'm gonna go with a non HP one! She's In Parties is a Spike/Drusilla fic from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It follows Spike and Drusilla through history as they attend various parties and murder people etc. I think it's just underrated because the fandom for this pairing compared to other btvs ships is TINY, criminally small, and believe me it's incredibly hard to find fics for them, while the ones that do exist get very little attention.

I think it deserves love (and it does get some, which I'm very grateful for!) because I put a loooot of effort into historical research for it, something I always love to do. Also it's one of the more graphically violent things I've written which has been a lot of fun. Spike and Dru deserve a little violence 💖 as a treat

[torturedpoetskywalker]

First sentence meme: Kira has certainly thought about kissing a girl before...just not THIS girl.

for @teenwolfrarepairevents' character of the month

Kira has certainly thought about kissing a girl before... just not THIS girl. Not THE Erica Reyes.

She's confident, and popular, and so hot. Kira was sure she's not Erica's type, that she'd never have a chance with her, but then Erica kissed her and now Kira's ruining her red lipstick.

She thought it was gonna be an one time thing, but Erica kept coming for her, for more. Kira never kissed a girl before, but now that she did she doesn't want to stop. The taste of Erica Reyes' lips is her favorite thing, she needs it like electricity.

Send a Sentence!

[leonardalphachurch]

- @skateboard-theta

heres the epsiwash you ordered hot steaming off the presses. yeah i dont know why i made him a hologram either it was so much more work. anyway.